MC Hammer

Before I leave Europe, I have to get a pair of harem pants. Harem pants, hammer pants, balloon pants, what ever they're called. There all the rage here, and look really comfy. 
For those that don't know what I'm talking about here's a reference. They come all different amounts of flowines  and saggines, so it's like lake sagging your pants, but not. It's my destiny to wear these! 

Englischschularbeit

Had an English test today!! 
I actually had a really hard time with it. 
I think my English is getting worse and worse by the day, and I don't know if I should be happy or not about that. Hopefully that means my German is getting better and better, but I can't say that's happening for sure. It's like how you never realize how much your hair grows until someone tells you, or until you think back two months ago and remember it was above your solders. But anyway, I'm at that really awkward place now, where I cant speak anything. My German isn't perfect, but when I try speaking English, things come out that just don't make sense, or I slip in a German word or two.
Denglisch is my new favorite language! 

Shake it!

So Started a belly dancing class at school today! I'm pretty sure the teacher has some extra joints or something, cause it's physically impossible for me to move my hips in such a sexy way. 
But It's a lot of fun, and something completely new. I never thought I'd be learning belly dancing in Austria! 
My goal is to get at least a quarter as good as Andres, a friend from Argentina who has the hips of a god, so next Rotary event when we have our dance party I can show off my new moves. 

Die BLÖDE Hunde

So I came home from school today to find a quite distressing mess. 

The entire floor was covered in empty cans, shreds of paper and plastic, and the trash can lay on it's side, completely emptied. "Oh no" I thought, but at least it was just a mess, no harm had really been done. 

WRONG!!!! 

The door to my room stood open a jar.... and my host sister was saying something about my room, so I peeked inside. Everything, absolutely everything edible had been eaten and strewn all over the floor. If I had been storing the things a kid normally has in their food stash it wouldn't be so bad. But consequently, I had been saving a lot of my American food that I got for Christmas too!!! And now all of it's gone. 

The Cup of Noodles Blair sent me, I was saving to eat on my exact middle day in Austria, which isn't that far away, totally gone. 

The seaweed snacks From Gaby and everyone, also eaten.

My last packet of Emergen-C from Hillary, chewed to bits. 

Luna bars from mommy, only wrappers. 

The dog Even found it's way into my closet where I was keeping a whole, brand new bag of sugar for next time I was going to bake, and tore that open. Does sugar even have a smell? How did she freakin find it. 

I miss all my American food. If anybody has a lot of money sitting around and maybe a cup of noodles that they don't want. You know where to send it! -_-

MAaa Du Blöde Hund! Warum hast du das gemacht??!!! Was ist mit dir!!!